Name's Michael, you can call me Mike though, everyone else does, I'm an artist and in the fall I'll be kick starting college majoring for just that, art(animation really but who cares). This blog is meant to fill you all in on my hilariously bad luck filled life, so grab some popcorn and take a seat. I pretty much post whatever the hell I want, except spiders....I hate spiders >_>. Would I say this is a NSFW blog?...eh sometimes yeah sometimes no, I'm a very sexual guy so you've been warned o_o aaaanyways, I enjoy, frisky women, long talks on the phone, women in general, staring at the sky, anything that i deem awesome, red heads, and blondes oh and did I mention women O.o?
@18 hours ago with 161814 notes
I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile.
So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues.
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
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The secret service’s Uhaul surveillance truck was stolen in downtown Detroit. There was equipment and security stuff in it for the VP who is coming to Detroit to speak.
@18 hours ago with 93588 notes
shitty things that were said to you like a year ago that still piss u off