An Endless Problem

thebitchpudding:

have you ever had a sex dream about someone you don’t particularly like and woke up like

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

getoffmybloghoe:

yo girls pussy when i walk in 

avatarious:

you know an anime’s opening theme is really good when you don’t skip it and actually listen to it every episode

ruff-n-tuff:

Having different opinions on tumblr:

bettyrumble:

So fucking true.

feelinskis:

i love how the GoT fandom is currently in agonizing pain and utterly destroyed by the back-stabbing and heart-wrenching plot twists that caused complete havoc on their loved characters and everything they thought the show was about

and in the meanwhile the TW fandom is over here like

tragedyinremission:

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy shit where have you been all my life”

 

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

amelia-ro-larchwood:

1. Go out in public in heavily tented sunglasses, a suit, and tie.
2. Take your laptop to a place with free wi-fi
3. Go to hackertyper.com and press F11 for full screen
4. Begin typing furiously- Don’t stop hitting keys.
5. Press caps lock 3 times for access denied and alt for access granted
6. Slam laptop shut and look around suspiciously
7. Leave

morphinginthepuhsea:

honestly

if i knew back then what i know now

i wouldve went to community college n got a job. 

cause, man….im finna be in debt for damn near the rest of my life.