have you ever had a sex dream about someone you don’t particularly like and woke up like
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
you know an anime’s opening theme is really good when you don’t skip it and actually listen to it every episode
So fucking true.
i love how the GoT fandom is currently in agonizing pain and utterly destroyed by the back-stabbing and heart-wrenching plot twists that caused complete havoc on their loved characters and everything they thought the show was about
and in the meanwhile the TW fandom is over here like
Do you ever just meet one person
and at first it is awkward
then you start talking
and its like
“holy shit where have you been all my life”
- Go out in public in heavily tented sunglasses, a suit, and tie.
- Take your laptop to a place with free wi-fi
- Go to hackertyper.com and press F11 for full screen
- Begin typing furiously- Don’t stop hitting keys.
- Press caps lock 3 times for access denied and alt for access granted
- Slam laptop shut and look around suspiciously
if i knew back then what i know now
i wouldve went to community college n got a job.
cause, man….im finna be in debt for damn near the rest of my life.
- therapist: please tell me about your life
- me: *clears throat* this is a story about a girl named lucky