Name's Michael, you can call me Mike though, everyone else does, I'm an artist and in the fall I'll be kick starting college majoring for just that, art(animation really but who cares). This blog is meant to fill you all in on my hilariously bad luck filled life, so grab some popcorn and take a seat. I pretty much post whatever the hell I want, except spiders....I hate spiders >_>. Would I say this is a NSFW blog?...eh sometimes yeah sometimes no, I'm a very sexual guy so you've been warned o_o aaaanyways, I enjoy, frisky women, long talks on the phone, women in general, staring at the sky, anything that i deem awesome, red heads, and blondes oh and did I mention women O.o?
girlwithabirdshefoundinthesnow:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
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